50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”


After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.


if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking


Star Wars+ Scenery


whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

Master airbenders


ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children