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soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

sosickweredead:

After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.

veggietalesyaoi:

if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking

amidala-skywalkers:

Star Wars+ Scenery

refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

Master airbenders

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children